I didn’t get that email….
We get a request earlier this week from a help desk tech for some ACL changes. He must have thought he were retarded cause he told us to detach the attachment make the ACL changes, reattach and send it back to him. We were all set to fulfill his request when we realized he had sent us the wrong file, which is fine, maybe the retard picked the wrong file. We send back that the file was wrong and that he needed to send back the correct file, and we don’t hear from him in days. Finally we get a reply back asking for the status of the request, DOH! We tell the retard that we asked him for the correct file before we can proceed. The reponse we get? “Oh I didn’t get that email…” Oh yes you did you fucking retard! I hate it when people pull that fucking line, especially when the message was sent via our internal email systems and there is little chance that it didn’t make it. Idiots!
It’s .15, no its .4, nevermind its .15
We get a request from one of our help desk techs to open some filters for a client. First the retard tells us the IP ends with .15. Then the next day the retard tells us it .4. Then the following day the retard tells us its back to .15. At which point my coworkers asked what the fuck us up with the IP flipping. The retard had no response to that only that he had mistaken. Unfortunately for this retard its wasn’t there only mistake like this. What a waste of time….
You can’t run the camera’s without power….
So my friend goes to a job site to setup a security systems for a client. The camera’s were supposedly all wired by the wiring contractor. He gets there and finds out that none of the cameras work. What the had happened was the contractor installed the cameras and ran back the signal wires back to the recording station. What the contractor forgot to was to also run the power wires. What a RETARD!!! The worst part is the ceiling where the cameras are mounted aren’t drop ceilings so there is gonna be a mess of work to fix the problem. IDIOTS!!
Terry Tate needs to come to my office….
Hahaha!!! Terry Tate would have a field day with all the retards in my office….
The retard was just trying to help….
We needed to help a client today who was working with a remote vendor. The remote vendor was apparently trying to “help” the client out by telling the client to change settings on their network without even knowing how the clients network was setup. Needless to say after all the changes were made nothing worked anymore for the client and the remote vendor just shrugged their shoulders and offered no more of their retarded help. This is about the time we get the call to clean up the mess the retarded vendor made, IDIOT!!
Dropping the F Bomb on Live TV….
This retarded anchor apparently forgot he was on TV and dropped the F bomb, WOW!!! The expression on his co-anchors face is PRICELESS!!
Double check who you send email to….
Sorry haven’t posted in a while, been busy.
So my coworker gets an email today from a user asking for some software.
Problem is the retard didn’t check who were sending the request too. Not only did the retard send email to my coworkers group but also to a group of clients. The clients email back wondering whats going on and my coworker has to let them know that email was sent in error. What a waste of time. Good thing this was just a software request but can you imagine if it was something else.
All the retard had to do was double check the addresses they were sending to but I guess thats too much thinking for a retard.
Funny thing is this retard is the spawn of the Butch, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.