Working With Retards » WWR

What does succint mean?

WWR — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:28:21 +0000

The last post reminded me about a final exam I had in college. The professor passed out the exams and told us he would go over the instructions before we started. Then one of the crazy girls in class, I call her crazy because she would always ask the most retarded questions in class, raises her hand and say out loud, “What does ‘SUCKINT’ mean?” The whole classes proceeded to laugh out loud because she didn’t know how to pronounce succinct and therefore made a fool of herself. All she had do to was wait until the professor went over the instruction. RETARD!!

What does that mean??

WWR — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:13:00 +0000

We were waiting at the elevators and noticed there was a sign for a food drive that was happening in our office building. As we stood there a couple walked up and the woman proceeded to read the sign. Then she said out loud, “What does non-perishable mean?” All my coworkers looked at each other in shock that a middle aged woman just said that out loud. Had this been a child it would have been cute. But for a normal looking woman to stay something like that out loud was shocking to us. WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!!! At least her boyfriend/husband was kind enough to let her know that “It food that is usually canned and doesn’t need to go into refrigeration.”

Wow, just wow, how do you function in society when you don’t even know what simple words like non-perishable mean?

I didn’t get that email….

WWR — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:32:57 +0000

We get a request earlier this week from a help desk tech for some ACL changes. He must have thought he were retarded cause he told us to detach the attachment make the ACL changes, reattach and send it back to him. We were all set to fulfill his request when we realized he had sent us the wrong file, which is fine, maybe the retard picked the wrong file. We send back that the file was wrong and that he needed to send back the correct file, and we don’t hear from him in days. Finally we get a reply back asking for the status of the request, DOH! We tell the retard that we asked him for the correct file before we can proceed. The reponse we get? “Oh I didn’t get that email…” Oh yes you did you fucking retard! I hate it when people pull that fucking line, especially when the message was sent via our internal email systems and there is little chance that it didn’t make it. Idiots!

It’s .15, no its .4, nevermind its .15

WWR — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:26:39 +0000

We get a request from one of our help desk techs to open some filters for a client. First the retard tells us the IP ends with .15. Then the next day the retard tells us it .4. Then the following day the retard tells us its back to .15. At which point my coworkers asked what the fuck us up with the IP flipping. The retard had no response to that only that he had mistaken. Unfortunately for this retard its wasn’t there only mistake like this. What a waste of time….

You can’t run the camera’s without power….

WWR — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:23:01 +0000

So my friend goes to a job site to setup a security systems for a client. The camera’s were supposedly all wired by the wiring contractor. He gets there and finds out that none of the cameras work. What the had happened was the contractor installed the cameras and ran back the signal wires back to the recording station. What the contractor forgot to was to also run the power wires. What a RETARD!!! The worst part is the ceiling where the cameras are mounted aren’t drop ceilings so there is gonna be a mess of work to fix the problem. IDIOTS!!

Terry Tate needs to come to my office….

WWR — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:42:26 +0000

Hahaha!!! Terry Tate would have a field day with all the retards in my office….

The retard was just trying to help….

WWR — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:38:56 +0000

We needed to help a client today who was working with a remote vendor. The remote vendor was apparently trying to “help” the client out by telling the client to change settings on their network without even knowing how the clients network was setup. Needless to say after all the changes were made nothing worked anymore for the client and the remote vendor just shrugged their shoulders and offered no more of their retarded help. This is about the time we get the call to clean up the mess the retarded vendor made, IDIOT!!

Dropping the F Bomb on Live TV….

WWR — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:30:03 +0000

This retarded anchor apparently forgot he was on TV and dropped the F bomb, WOW!!! The expression on his co-anchors face is PRICELESS!!

Double check who you send email to….

WWR — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:17:13 +0000

Sorry haven’t posted in a while, been busy.

So my coworker gets an email today from a user asking for some software.

Problem is the retard didn’t check who were sending the request too. Not only did the retard send email to my coworkers group but also to a group of clients. The clients email back wondering whats going on and my coworker has to let them know that email was sent in error. What a waste of time. Good thing this was just a software request but can you imagine if it was something else.

All the retard had to do was double check the addresses they were sending to but I guess thats too much thinking for a retard.

Funny thing is this retard is the spawn of the Butch, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Another Monday…

WWR — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:43:40 +0000

It’s Monday again. We can only imagine what the retards have in store for us this week.

At least next week is a short week. Something to look forward to!