What does succint mean?
The last post reminded me about a final exam I had in college. The professor passed out the exams and told us he would go over the instructions before we started. Then one of the crazy girls in class, I call her crazy because she would always ask the most retarded questions in class, raises her hand and say out loud, “What does ‘SUCKINT’ mean?” The whole classes proceeded to laugh out loud because she didn’t know how to pronounce succinct and therefore made a fool of herself. All she had do to was wait until the professor went over the instruction. RETARD!!
What does that mean??
We were waiting at the elevators and noticed there was a sign for a food drive that was happening in our office building. As we stood there a couple walked up and the woman proceeded to read the sign. Then she said out loud, “What does non-perishable mean?” All my coworkers looked at each other in shock that a middle aged woman just said that out loud. Had this been a child it would have been cute. But for a normal looking woman to stay something like that out loud was shocking to us. WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!!! At least her boyfriend/husband was kind enough to let her know that “It food that is usually canned and doesn’t need to go into refrigeration.”
Wow, just wow, how do you function in society when you don’t even know what simple words like non-perishable mean?
You can’t run the camera’s without power….
So my friend goes to a job site to setup a security systems for a client. The camera’s were supposedly all wired by the wiring contractor. He gets there and finds out that none of the cameras work. What the had happened was the contractor installed the cameras and ran back the signal wires back to the recording station. What the contractor forgot to was to also run the power wires. What a RETARD!!! The worst part is the ceiling where the cameras are mounted aren’t drop ceilings so there is gonna be a mess of work to fix the problem. IDIOTS!!
Terry Tate needs to come to my office….
Hahaha!!! Terry Tate would have a field day with all the retards in my office….
The retard was just trying to help….
We needed to help a client today who was working with a remote vendor. The remote vendor was apparently trying to “help” the client out by telling the client to change settings on their network without even knowing how the clients network was setup. Needless to say after all the changes were made nothing worked anymore for the client and the remote vendor just shrugged their shoulders and offered no more of their retarded help. This is about the time we get the call to clean up the mess the retarded vendor made, IDIOT!!
Dropping the F Bomb on Live TV….
This retarded anchor apparently forgot he was on TV and dropped the F bomb, WOW!!! The expression on his co-anchors face is PRICELESS!!
Another Monday…
It’s Monday again. We can only imagine what the retards have in store for us this week.
At least next week is a short week. Something to look forward to!
First Post!
Welcome to WorkingWithRetards.com. If that title has already offended you, then you should probably leave now.
No, this blog isn’t about working with real mentally challenged people, then again maybe it is, haha!
This blog about our so called lives at work and the stupid idiotic retarded people we have to deal with on a daily basis. From the idiots who can’t comprehend basic english, to the psychotic control freaks, we all have to deal with them at one time or another.
We can’t say in the world our consulting firm is but it’s a good sized place with a variety of different people. We will be posting about things that happen to us at our work place and our friends work places.
Hold on cause there is alot to blog about!